The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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