party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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