Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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