I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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