yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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