He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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