Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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