there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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