dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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