Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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