There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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