found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you had me at cake vodka
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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