cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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