What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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