If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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