WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I wish you could order shots online.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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