Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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