don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
someone owes me an orgasm
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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