They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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