There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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