it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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