You work out of a Hotel?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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