Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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