So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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