Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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