I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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