Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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