Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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