"it" just moved
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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