i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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