Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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