we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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