I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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