But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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