Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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