absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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