You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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