What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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