Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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