Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Is Oprah even human
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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