Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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