Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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