check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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