what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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