one two three fourrrrnication!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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