Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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