I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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