I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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