It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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