Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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