do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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