I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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