sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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