Don't make out with my wife yet
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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