i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize
